Changing of the guards………

Don’t worry, we did not fire our guards over a cup of ice. We did, however, enlist the help of a new guard. He sits by our door and keeps a constant vigil. Yes, he works 24 hours a day, seven days a week. He does not need food or water or bathroom breaks or even ice.

He is not here to guard our physical well-being or our possessions. He is here to ensure we never lose our smiles. He takes his job very seriously. Okay – he doesn’t really – and that is why he will stay. And he makes me look skinny not as fluffy. Bonus!